Making a ham are you? A nice festive ham? Got a bottle of
cola and a bay leaf at the ready?
Well stop that right now. It being the season of goodwill, I
have arrived just in time to bring you a new way of preparing your festive
gammon, for ‘tis sure to fill your guests with delight, and joy, and some
cement.
It was only a matter of time before the law caught up with me. Sooner or later, I knew I would have to pay for my crimes, that I'd find myself behind bars.
No, tiny darlings, I have not finally been locked up for my terrible debauchery, or for being drunk in charge of a lawnmower. I have instead been to visit Canterbury’s latest drinking emporium: The Pound.