I know.
I KNOW.
Yes yes yes, I know.
I KNOW.
Yes yes yes, I know.
I know it’s been an age, tiny darlings. I should have left a
note, should have explained my unforgivable absence. I should have written
something on a mirror, in lipstick. Or put a Post-It on a goose.
Ideally, the reasons for my many weeks’ absence would be
shocking, sexy and a little upsetting. Such as being kidnapped by pirates who
forced me to play backgammon for hours on end with my clothes on, despite my
protestations.
In truth, I needed a hiatus to focus on work, and the play I
was in, and the travelling I was doing, and the sitting I needed, and the gin
sampling that let’s face it has become rather sad now.
But have no fear, I will be back shortly with many posts to
come that are sure to tickle you. Such as…
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My current gin recommendations (so good you’ll
rub yourself in juniper)
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Why I can’t get into my office
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A magical drinking pillow
- My search for the perfect espresso martini
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Tales from The Duck and Bastard
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Uhh….Belfast? Yeah, Belfast, I haven’t done
Belfast yet
- I don’t know, something about cats
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| That bitch be blogging about what?! |
And here is a picture of me with fabulous hair, annoyed that
Ben is reading the paper and not commenting on the fabulous hair.
And here is picture of a cream tea I had in Devon which apparently started a war
And here’s a picture of the world’s greatest folk session in Edinburgh’s The Royal Oak, taken at 3am during the festival.
And here’s a picture of a table I painted for no good reason.
And here’s a picture of Ireland. I went to Ireland ages ago.
Probably should have told you about that.
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| Dat pretty |
And here’s me ACTING.
And here is a pizza. It was a good pizza. I sometimes weep
for the loss of it.
And here’s some tigers snuggling.
And here’s a gin and tonic cake I made while bored. It looks like it’s smiling. Sort of like The Joker. So that’s something.
And a lemur taking a selfie.
Until next time. (Drops mic)
